Thursday, August 18, 2011

Im A H-hole! Honest!

So turns out that living in a wormhole is a LOT of work! No complaints or tears here, its just that I wasn't expecting to have to put much effort into it. Scanning for sites alone can take anywhere from 1-4 hours depending on the number of sites, level of skill, and amount of patience. Mainly it takes so long because we are really scanning 2 wormholes for sites and exits to empire. Then you have the d-scan. I'm used to using it to an extent but that's when you have an active local. Hitting scan every 5-10 sec trying to catch any probers and such just becomes a pain. I LOVE IT!

Well, not the d-scan part. I enjoy it because it keeps me busy. If I get on before my corp mates ill start scanning. My main priority is finding a way out so ill scan until I find the entrance to the next wormhole and start over in that one until I find the the exit to high/low/null sec. By the time Ive found it someone else will be on looking for sites for us to run for the day! Depending on where we are at in New Eden we will make a run to a hub and sell our wares and make our isk or we will do individual runs for supplies and such. Once we are done logistically we will start the process of wiping out the sites of our neighboring wormhole and then move to our home system for more sites.

Now I'm all about the pvp so I have to at least attempt to kill something other than a npc. Last few days have been slow. I was camping a bestower at one point yesterday but had to give up on it to escort a corp mate back into the wormhole with some essential cargo! Today I finally got some action when I was told a rifter was ratting in the .4 system outside our wormhole. So I jump in the Jaguar and go say hello. A few minutes later Mr LeeMan87 was relieved of his ship and to add insult to injury I decided to point the pod and hold it for the corp mate who gave me the intel to help with Mr LeeMan87's going home party. Usually I could care less about a rifter kill but I thought Id share the lovely mails I received.. Nothing too special but still fun attitudes between two eve players!


From: LeeMan87
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:28
To: Acute Dragonis,

Really dude? Podding a Frig? You must feel soooo bad ass right now. Faggot
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From: Acute Dragonis
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:30
To: LeeMan87,

More tears please!!!

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From: LeeMan87
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:32
To: Acute Dragonis,

Thank you for being a true H-hole.
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Re: Re: Re: really?
From: Acute Dragonis
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:34
To: LeeMan87,

I'm offended!!! No one has ever called me an H-hole before!!
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From: LeeMan87
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:36
To: Acute Dragonis,

Do u know what an h-hole is?
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From: Acute Dragonis
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:38
To: LeeMan87,

I'm sorry sir. i do not know what a H-hole is. I am not up-to-date on my offensive lingo!
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From: LeeMan87
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:45
To: Acute Dragonis,

Tis not offensive my good man, it is a compliment. An h-hole is someone who tells the brutal truth at all times. Most people would say "Sorry, that's just the game". You, however, tell the honest truth that needs to be told. Thank you my good man.
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From: Acute Dragonis
Sent: 2011.08.19 01:50
To: LeeMan87,

Ah so I see! Was not aware that you were apart of the "urban" society! It appears we have both been schooled today!

In closing, I bid you a farewell!!
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Ahh the joys of pvp. Apparently my urban dictionary knowledge is indeed limited but tears are tears and I think we both came out of this engagement more knowledgeable than we were when we went into it!






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